For SadandBlue of PEx... Even if you don't know my blog, this entry is for you.
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How do you get back at an asshole who flirts with your boyfriend 24/7?
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1. Get the guy's number from your buddy's phone.
2. Access Friendster. Steal a hunk's photo from the website.
3. Create a new account at G4M. Upload the stolen photo(s) of the guy from friendster. Write an interesting profile that would give an impression to readers that your character is very naughty yet leads a very productive life.
4. Include the mobile phone number of the boyfriend-flirter.
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1. Access MIRC in an internet cafe. Create an attention-grabbing chat handle such as "Tripper9" or "Hunktoploader". Ensure that the chat handle will adopt a very masculine persona in the chatroom.
2. Respond to every sexual ads within your area. Use the G4M account you have created to reinforce the market value of the chat handle you are representing in MIRC.
3. When the final details have been concluded between you and the chatter, use the boyfriend-flirter's number as contact information.
4. Log out from the chatroom. Repeat process number 1.
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1. Acquire all smut tabloids available in your friendly neighborhood newstand.
2. There is always a textmate's corner in those tabloids. Located at the bottom of the textbox are instructions on how to include your number in their list for the next newspaper issue. Text the number below and request that your number be added to their list.
3. Instead of using your number, use the boyfriend-flirter's mobile number for contact details.
4. Repeat process until you have exhausted all your efforts posting the boyfriend-flirter's number on all tabloids you want his number to appear.
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There are several channels in UHF/Cable that offers a service where you could post your number to seek "friends." If you're eyes are capable of reading very tiny neon colored advertisements, you can use this service to your shameless plans of getting back at boyfriend-flirter by posting his number there.
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Emphasize on the masculinity and aggressiveness of your character. Make him appear cool and confident in front of those interested to hook up with you. Focus your attention to persistent effems and parloristas who would surely bring nightmare to your boyfriend-flirter. Physical descriptions would have a multiplier effect, depending on how believable your descriptions would be.
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And always remember, revenge is ultra sweet especially if the target don't know what hit him.
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Ic. Honestly, Im thinking of fucking you hard dude, but realizing that you havent been fucked for a long time, I guess you may not be able to take my fat 9 incher. Besides, my ex told me that I'm quite rough in bed. Hehe.
- alterprofile to g4m member.
1. Access MIRC in an internet cafe. Create an attention-grabbing chat handle such as "Tripper9" or "Hunktoploader". Ensure that the chat handle will adopt a very masculine persona in the chatroom.
2. Respond to every sexual ads within your area. Use the G4M account you have created to reinforce the market value of the chat handle you are representing in MIRC.
3. When the final details have been concluded between you and the chatter, use the boyfriend-flirter's number as contact information.
4. Log out from the chatroom. Repeat process number 1.
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1. Acquire all smut tabloids available in your friendly neighborhood newstand.
2. There is always a textmate's corner in those tabloids. Located at the bottom of the textbox are instructions on how to include your number in their list for the next newspaper issue. Text the number below and request that your number be added to their list.
3. Instead of using your number, use the boyfriend-flirter's mobile number for contact details.
4. Repeat process until you have exhausted all your efforts posting the boyfriend-flirter's number on all tabloids you want his number to appear.
---
There are several channels in UHF/Cable that offers a service where you could post your number to seek "friends." If you're eyes are capable of reading very tiny neon colored advertisements, you can use this service to your shameless plans of getting back at boyfriend-flirter by posting his number there.
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Emphasize on the masculinity and aggressiveness of your character. Make him appear cool and confident in front of those interested to hook up with you. Focus your attention to persistent effems and parloristas who would surely bring nightmare to your boyfriend-flirter. Physical descriptions would have a multiplier effect, depending on how believable your descriptions would be.
---
And always remember, revenge is ultra sweet especially if the target don't know what hit him.
---
Ic. Honestly, Im thinking of fucking you hard dude, but realizing that you havent been fucked for a long time, I guess you may not be able to take my fat 9 incher. Besides, my ex told me that I'm quite rough in bed. Hehe.
- alterprofile to g4m member.
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