Note: As psychic operators, our job is to provide answers to questions sent to us by our client's text users. The questions asked range from love problems to financial speculations. Occasionally, confidence issues emerge as the main reason why these users rely on "psychics" for guidance. With such responsibilities being entrusted to us, we know how careful we should be in providing resolutions to their issues. One wrong statement and we may drastically alter a person's life completely.
Talking to stubborn users who ask the same questions, strains our ability to think compassionately and creatively. It leaves us close to the borders of our sanity. The post below by Princess reveals what would happen if, the last bolts that hold our fragile mind together suddenly gives way to absolute madness.
Its fun to play god and be sarcastic sometimes.
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sharmeka: tell me, am i pregnant?
*pokemon: no, i dont think so
sharmeka: really thats great!
*pokemon: you shoudnt be happy
sharmeka: oh my, why?
*pokemon: you're bloated thats why
sharmeka: huh?
*pokemon: stop eating junkfood and brush your teeth before going to sleep
sharmeka: Oh my, how did you know dat i dont brush.
*pokemon: secret....
sharmeka: ill just leave, you're pissing me off
*pokemon: Dont look!
sharmeka: Why?
*pokemon: dont look at the mirror!
sharmeka: ?
*pokemon: ur facing a possible heart attack if u do that! Haha!
sharmeka: go to hell pussy!
*pokemon: sure do hell girl
Kiki: Ello anyone out there?
*AraMina SergionReyna: What an ugly name
Kiki: Huh? I'm african american
*AraMina SergionReyna: Oh, i thought you were a vulva
Kiki: A what?
*AraMina SergionReyna: A sexual organ, the one used in giving birth.
Kiki: What the hell are you talking about?
*AraMina SergionReyna: Ahh nevermind, what do you want?
Kiki: Yes, i would like to ask if its alright to poke the eyes of ur mate while having sex
*AraMina SergionReyna:And why the hell would u do that, r u stupid?
Kiki: No, i just like blood when doing it.
*AraMina SergionReyna: Whatever.
Kiki: Should i use my thumb or middle finger?
*AraMina SergionReyna: why dont you use ur foot instead
Kiki: i cant.
*AraMina SergionReyna: do it stupid! its better
Kiki: I have foot and viginal infections u moron
*AraMina SergionReyna: iieeewwww!! pour acid on it
Kiki: yeah right, whatever.
swarding:im so lonely
*pokemon: thats life
swarding: will i eventually find love
*pokenon: i guess not
swarding: Why
*pokemon: i know a place
swarding: really where?
*pokemon: in the farm
swarding: oh is he a farmer?
*pokemon: no
swarding: what is he then
*pokemon: a horse.
kokak: why is everyone avoiding me?
*pokemon: well i guess youre ugly
kokak: well i guess so. :(
*pokemon: whats with the frawn
kokak: i dont smile
*pokemon: i know why
kokak: why
*pokemon: your eyes might pop out
kokak: how did u know i have huge eyes
*pokemon: what do u care and ur smelly too
kokak: yeah thats true wanna smell my feet
*pokemon: sure but u have to suck it first if u can
kokak: thats impossible
*pokemon: of course it is..stupid!
kokak: ok i'll go now
*pokemon: ok and one more thing...dont hop no matter what
kokak: why?
*pokemon: your eyes might pop out
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*psychic
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