Hammertime

Minsan sa klase ni Propesora Wanda.

Propesora: Gud morning class. Our lesson por today is Gay Linggo. You have to come up with new terms to enrich our Gay Language especially da pa-mintas who don't want to use the Parlorista dialect for their own advantage. Wit ditey ang Malatespeak keri? You have to be creative becos this is a graded recitation. Ligwak ang shonga-shonga dito oki.

Pupils: Okay po!!!

Propesora: Now Mugen, Please stand up.

Mugen: Yes Propesora

Propesora: I want you to give a new term para sa act, when the sticky whitey fluid that explodes from your noches accidentally or deliberately hits your partner on the face.

Mugen: Ah.. eh... Orbital Bombardment po.

Propesora: Ay winner itey. Now use it in a sentence my dear pupil.

Mugen: Nagwalk out ang ka-SEB ni Macoy kagabi nang ito'y na-direct hit sa mata ng kanyang Orbital Bombardment.

Propesora: Very Gud answer. Totoo ba ito Macoy?

Macoy: Hehehehe.

Propesora: That's a very notty answer Macoy, for that, you get a point as well.

Macoy: Hehehehe.

Propesora: At dahil sa iyong bagong term Mugen. You get a 10 for recitation. In addition to dat, you can choose a classmate of yours who will recieve your Orbital Bombardment later after class.

Macoy: Propesora paano ako?

Propesora: Well, anong ginagawa ng CB sa Pasay hijo?

Macoy: Ah honga pala. I can choose from A-Z. Heheh

Propesora: That's all then. Class dismissed. Baboosh!