Freeaaky

Who would have ever thought that there is a company that really pays people who write reviews about online porn websites in the US.

Grabe, I thought it was a mere urban legend that circulated around the internet until I stumbled upon that company who interviewed me this afternoon.

"We write reviews for porn websites." said the interviewer

"I'm sorry maam?!?"

I cautiously replied, while trying to be all ears to what the interviewer was saying.

"Basically, you get to browse, watch and view porn websites - including gays of course for 8 hours every day and then write reviews about it. Thats what the job is." She explained.

Mind you, the young lady who was interviewing me was at most, in her mid 20's. She was small woman, with big eyeglasses and very lean figure. If Im not mistaken, she is a geek by physical appearance alone.

I was dumbstruck on my chair, smiling in hope that I could hide my disbelief and incedulity to what she revealed.

Then she drove her point by asking me to write a review about a certain website which will serve as my trial exam where they will base all their decisions if ever they will hire me or not.

So, for one hour and 30 minutes I was staring at a 17-inch monitor browsing photes of nude and freaky women (ewww!!) and white guys with massive cocks (yeah!!!) and relentless fucking, with no lovely forplay whatsoever and pink pussies oozing with cum that exploded from the guys who fucked them!! (mind you, the guy's faces were hidden from the screen which disappointed me greatly.)

When I looked around, I've realized that most of the people working there were guys too!!however, I've observed that there's a slight majority of geeks and freakies among the group.

I wonder if those guys ever get a boner every time they do their job.

Grabe, I know I'm a god-forsaken pervert but my powers won't stand a chance against such kind of work. Besides, if ever I'll gonna be hired there, (which is impossible even if they pay me 20,000 bucks to write three articles a day!) how could I tell the entire planet that my job is an online porn reviewer?

As in!! my mother would surely disown me if she ever finds out.

On a positive note, if ever I'd gonna work there, at least I might get to download gay porns anytime I want. Then I will sell it to you guys at a much sweeter price. Lol.

Besides, I would get leaner and leaner as months passes by... for sure bathroom trips would be longer and more frequent than the usual...

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But seriously, even if the pay would be interesting. I guess, I'm not yet open minded enough to

accept such offer.

Besides, why would I leave my current company when I get all the perks I want from here?