Tagged By Turismo (Again)

Beware!

Some of the questions are nasty, offensive and DIRRTY! hehehe!

actually the idea is galing kay dj mo twister medyo nirevise ko lang ng konti hehehehe!

so ganito un, sasagutin ko muna to tapos itatag ko kayong lhat, now dpat pag sinagot nyo, dapat with all honesty and walang joke joke at wlang pakeme keme kesyo ganito ganyan! dpat honest tlga! walang KJ! heheehehe!

now if u dont like the questions or just some of the questions then wala ako magagawa, just stop reading hehehehe!

u have a choice whether u want to answer this one or not ok? hehehehehehe

Rules:

1. Copy paste the questions only not the answers
2. Put my name "turismoboi" hehehe for the credits.
3. Answer all questions with honesty and credibility.

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21 foolish questions by turismoboi:

1. Who is the male celebrity you had sex with? (if yes, give EASY clues if you dont want to drop names, if none, then Who is the celebrity you would want to have sex with? hehehe)

Oh I wanna have sex with P. R. I think he's working for GMA ata and you know why he's so yummy? Coz he is buff, semikal and has a pointy nose that is to die for. Actually andami pang celebrities na finafantasize ko eh (it happens rarely fyi) the problem is I don't know their names. Sorry, I'm not really a showbiz person.

2. Have you ever tasted your own cum? Why? (if not, will you ever consider doing it?)

As they say, before swallowing others, you should swallow yours first. My gawd, ang sarap pala, lasang yakult. Lol.

3. What, Who and Where is your greatest sexual fantasy? Why?

Threesome with two barako top guys. Shit double-fuck ba ito? Hehe.

4.Who is the blogger that you have fantasized naked? Why?

I can't think of anyone. That would be an act of hostility on my part.

5. If God created you as a woman? What is your name and Why?

Jocelyn Jen Marasigan. Si XP ang nagtawag sa akin ng Jocelyn. Yung Jen Marasigan naman eh call sign ko na sa tuwing kelangan ko mag-act as a girlfriend para sa buddy ko.

Besides, it sounds like so tomboyish. Bagay na bagay sa akin.

6. Who would you choose to save in a sinking boat, your mother or your partner that you love, Why?

I can save two. I am a swimmer and my big buff body (naks!) can carry two people. I won't leave anyone behind.

7. What would you do if your partner tells you that he wants to experience threesome with you and his exboyfriend and if you dont agree he will leave you? (think like you don't have any other choice and consider that you're suicidal if he leaves you)

I will let go.

8. Partner asks you to swallow his cum? Will you do it?

He always want me to do it to the point the swallowing becomes an act of bond itself.

9. If your still not "OUT", Narrate us how will you tell it to your parents? (if you're out, tell us in details how you did it)

I'm not out. In case my mom confronts me about my preference. I would tell her the reasons why: If Someone Would Ask Me Why?

10.Have you ever fantasize having sex with your father's friend? How about your father?

No waaaay.

11. You are in climax when one of the members of your family saw you jacking off while watching gay porno, What will be your best excuse?

Shit, this would be the most embarrassing experience I will ever have if such thing happened. Excuse? Wala, sorry nagjajakol ako eh.

12. Partner cheated you, What will be your best break up line?

"Sa kanya ka na lang. Maraming nakapila kasunod mo." Hehehehe

13. Job interview for your dream ideal job, the old fat effeminate grouch gay owner of the company will hire you ONLY IF you have sex with him? Will you do it? (Consider your jobless and this is the last job in the wholewide world)

Yes. Desperate times need desperate measures.

14. It was noon, you got mugged, They left you naked, no money, no clothes to steal nearby, nothing to cover up, you have to walk 5 blocks to get to your house, incidentally theres no other way but to pass ur favorite enemy's house, who is currently smoking outside his door, What would you do?

Kapalan na ng mukha. Kakatok ako sa pinakamalapit na bahay to seek assistance kahit damit man lang. No way would you let me walk five blocks just to get home.

15. What is your funniest sexual experience?

I don't remember anything funny. All the sexual experience I had in mind are either 1. So fiery and intimate, you still get the goose pimples whenever you remember it. or 2. The guy's tool is so big, you can't take it out of your mind. Hehehe.

16. You are a Harry Potter character? What is your name and What will be your significance to Harry's mission?

I don't read Harry Pothead.

17. Judgement day! God asks you what is the one good deed you have done to be able to save your ass and go to heaven? Did it help mankind?

I am a liberal minded, environment conscious, spiritual nurturer. Hehehe.

18. Will you fight for your partner over your parents? Why?

It depends on the situation. The last time my buddy and I had a conflict because of my parents. I almost broke up with him. Sorry, family comes first.

19. If given a chance for a free makeover surgery, What is the only part of your body that you would like to change? Why?

Nose. I will reveal the reasons when the right time comes.

20. In your next life, you will be reincarnated as _ _ _?

a homosexual man.

21. Would you consider having sex with yourself? Why?

Considering that I am the only one who really knows what I want, by all means, I would rather have sex with myself. I really wonder how kinky it would be. Thinking about it makes me horny na nga eh. Grrrrr...
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Since Turismo tagged virtually everyone. I won't tag anyone this time.