Sunday, August 26, 2007

The Beauty And The Beast

Note: Pardon me for my multiple long posts this weekend. I cannot help but do my part in doing my civic duty by lending a space on my blog to spread an issue, which is making headlines in the newspapers lately.

As you can see, a column writer named Malu Fernandez wrote a lousy and shallow travel piece for People Asia Magazine and Philippine Standard Today last June. She wrote of her travels in Boracay and her nightmarish encounters with Filipino Overseas Workers while en-route to Greece. Of course, this write-up courted controversy, for it directly hit the sensibilities of everyone who read her. What made the scandal bigger is that apparently, she is the aunt of Senator Migs Zubiri, the senator who won the elections because of the questionable votes from Maguindanao.

Many bloggers have already shared their thoughts about this issue. I would have left it in that state, especially since the bitch socialite had already conceded and submitted her resignation yesterday. The barrage of hate mails and death threats she received after writing such insensitive piece were too much for her. However, when I opened my e-mail this morning, I received an open letter from a friend who sought everyone's help to spread the senders letter to Ms. Fernandez. What struck me is not the open letter she wrote, but the sender herself.

Contrary to what Malu is trying to portray as a nouveau riche, trying so-hard socialite, the sender turned out to be an absolute supermodel-goddess.

Special Thanks to bryanboy.com for the original article link:

From Boracay To Greece Part One
From Boracay To Greece Part Two

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Dear. Malu Fernandez

FIRST OF ALL, How nouveau riche can one get? Did you marry rich? Did you suddenly come in to money? Your blatant displays of your 'luxuries' and 'wealth' and your comfort with using the word 'elitist' to describe yourself alongside the fact that you had to reference to 'politicians in your family' show that even if you did come from money, you certainly have no class.

You also seem to need to name-drop in every article that you write.

It really gets to me that you should complain about the coach seats on your Emirates flight. Honey, they aint small... YOU'RE FAT. Spare yourself some doughnuts and maybe your travels will be more comfortable... coach, or not.

MOST IMPORTANTLY. That you would put down OFW's (Overseas Filipino Workers) is really DISGUSTING. It makes you sound more vile than what you described as the scent of their 'AXE and Charlie cologne' while your 'Jo Malone melted into thin air'. Honey, without that perfume, you want to know what you smell like? Like a fat Filipino woman. The smell is probably more putrid than the smell of those OFW's. Cause they sweat honest, hard-working sweat. The kind of sweat that keeps the Filipino economy going. They're fucking brave. They've seen more than you, felt more than you, and fought more than you. You're just a coddled fat Filipino woman, under all of that cologne, and that branded clothing that makes you feel more important than them.

It sounds to me like you get to fly Business Class when you travel for work, but when you had to pay for your own travels, coach was more affordable. You tried to hide this by grandiose references to you perfume and your designer wear, didn't you? Tsk tsk...

You made some mention of having 17kg's of make-up in your hand-carry. All the make-up and adornments in the world can't hide how ugly you are inside. You aint that good-looking either, hon. Go to the gym, eat some fruits. You wrote that you wanted to slit your wrists because you were stuck in coach with all the OFW's. I am MOVED every time I am on a flight with OFW's. I am reminded of their resilience. Of how hard they work, and how they keep the Philippines going. The economy relies on their bravery. You should have slit your wrists, hon. And you are going to hell if you don't change the way you think. Think of sitting in coach, imagining your personal hell as a personal foreshadowing.

I have lived in the Philippines, and I have also traveled the world. I've probably been to as many if not more places than you, seen more things than you, so maybe despite all of this money you seem to need to brandish and the places you have been to, you're just an ignorant. This coming from a 20 year old girl.

You're act isn't classy. You're not pretentious. You're just some stupid woman, living in a third world country, thinking that because you jetted off to Greece and you wear Jo Malone perfume, you are suddenly something.

Take this from someone with the same 'socio-economic background' as you, bitch. What a pitiful excuse.

I also happen to read things 'thicker than magazines', I go to University in London where I will finish with an Honors Bachelors Degree in May. I have a 1 year Marketing Economics degree from a business school in Oslo, and I graduated with an International Baccalaureate Diploma at age 17, if you were wondering. So no fucking excuses.

You could do so much more than you think, yet you choose to act like a proper twat. The kind of twat that people with some brains laugh at, the world over. Think of this as some more exposure.

I am ashamed of people like you.

OFW'S all over the world, working their tits off, deserve a public apology.

Ingrid Holm

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This is what Ingrid Holm actually looks like:


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