Big Mac

And the minotaur came banging against the sacred door.

Blag!

Blag!

The door gently opens...

but the raging bull still wants

to force itself within

Blag!

Blag!

Finally, the beast enters.

Slowy, and triumphantly.



Blag!

And then suddenly,

there was a huge explosion, a big big explosion

just outside the door.

Everything is over in just a blink of an eye.

Just then, I realized that myths aren't as exciting,

unlike when they are told in stories.

It may have been worthwhile as it was happening, but,

never within the confines of the homecourt, ever again.