Saturday, March 26, 2011

Fifty





I  am nothing but a second-rate trying hard copycat and I know that!  I will also be denying myself a lot of blog entries to write should I pursue this. Pero dahil feel kong maging sunod-sunuran kay Daddy Fox, gagawa rin ako ng blog kagaya ng kanya.

So, without much further delay, here are the 50 facts you should know about me.


50.  Sunsets bring out the sentimental in me.  Lalo na when my surroundings are moist after a brief drizzle. Then you would see the sun peeking between the parting clouds, one could almost catch me teary eyed.  

49.   I am a cat person. You would hear me say "Meow" when I come across a cat in the street.  Parang tanga lang diba?

48.    My room is so tidy, people often mistake my room as my sister's.  Ang gulo kasi sa kanya samantalang well ordered naman sakin. Hindi rin ako makakatulog ng magulo ang bed sheet. Baabaa could attest to that.

47.    I've gone to dance clubs since junior college. Unang napuntahan ko was Phenomena in Timog Avenue.

46.    I only got circumcised before I became a sophomore. Nung first year high school ako, successful ang pagtatago ko sa mga kaklase. I  revealed the truth (pinakita ko pa yata etits ko sa mga katropa ko) on the last day of the school year.

45.    Two weeks rin naghilom yung sugat ko.  Kasi naman, on the third day pa lang after matuli.  Nagtetebats na ako.

44.   Speaking of tebats. I couldn't last 2 days without doing it. I masturbate around 10 times in a week.  Kaya naman never akong nagkaroon ng nocturnal emission.

43.   Hirap akong mag-adjust kapag may mga lakad na hindi natutuloy. That's why I always keep back-up plans.

42.  Mami Athena told me that my leadership style could be compared to Mahatma Gandhi. Passive Resistance.






41.  Hate to admit it but I panic easily.  That's why in any leadership hierarchy,  I work best as second in command.

40.   I've  been raised playing strategy games.  I can be an excellent planner as long as you won't put me in the front line.

39.   I was never encouraged to play toy guns when I was a kid. Instead, mom would buy me lots of die-cast toy cars. Until now these matchbox cars are still with me.

38.  Isa sa mga una kong naging kaibigan nung bata ay bading. His name is Edwin and kids in our neighborhood used to call him Strawberry.

37.   When  I was in Grade Six, I was able to assemble a rock garden outside the house.  It was thriving with moss and ferns.

36.   Earned some coins taking trash from the neighbors' house. In short naging basurero ako nung bata at hindi yun alam sa bahay namin!

35.   Nalaman ko lang na marunong akong magsulat nung 4th year high school na ako. Hinahanap ko pa rin yung mga composition pieces ko nung elementary.  

34.   Nag put-up rin ako ng sari-sari store nung nasa elementary ako.  In fairness, kumita!

33.   Second year college pa lang ako, marunong na akong mag-drive.  Until now, wala pa rin akong driver's license.

32.   I had three relationships before Baabaa. A girl and two guys.  Friend ko na si babae at out ako sa kanya.

31.   Nung  first man-to-man relationship ko,  I was 20, the guy was 27. I was the obedient boy, but also the one running the relationship.    

30.    Naranasan ko makipag-break up ng February 14.  Ako na ang iniwan, masaya pa ako sa lagay na yun.

29.    I  always sleep naked. Madali tuloy ma-rape.

28.    May soft spot ako sa mga malalaking puno.

27.    Nail biting has always been a problem.  I've given up on  recovery.






26.    I  never had any handkerchief nor thought of buying one - ever.

25.    Mas mukha akong matanda nung 23 years old ako.

24.   Things that were written here are preview of my next entries.  Magiging wholesome rin ako sa mga facts with respect to my partner.

23.   Sobrang dali ko maging homesick, pero nung bata ako, kung saan saan ako nakakarating - minsan one week pa kung mawala ako sa bahay.

22.   I  see myself as very romantic. But I try to keep my actions subtle and seamless.

21.   I allude things to science fiction when I'm emo.  

20.   I was active in politics when I was in college. Kung  meron man na member ng Student's Democratic Party na nakakabasa nito, I was your Secretary General before.

19.  But never brought politics inside the classroom. Masyadong  mataas ang tingin ko sa Journalism na talagang  naging  neutral ako pagdating sa affairs ng class - even when I was their class president.

18. Bi-Pexers Unite was the first non-straight group na sinalihan ko. Nag-out ako sa sarili ko sa Pinoyexchange.com.

17. My first ever car was Isuzu Gemini. What I asked my dad though was Toyota Corolla. Sa disappointment, binigay ko sa ermats ko yung kotse.

16.  Isa ako sa mga mapapalad na bata na natuto maglaro ng langit lupa, bumtiyaya, text, taguan, patintero, chinese garter at shake shake shampoo.  Kawawa ang mga bata ngayon.

15.  I'm quite good in gayspeak. In fact, I correspond with my fag-hag superior officer using that language whenever I fuck up at work.

14.  My mom can't walk.  Part of the reason I work out is because of her.

13.  First most expensive thing I bought with my salary - Wheelchair.

12.  I  find New Age and Esoteric stuff really fascinating. Mas mag-eenjoy akong makinig sa nagkukuwento tungkol sa ghosts, UFOs, angels, telepathy etc kesa sa predictions ng isang tao sa magiging winner ng American Idol.

11.  I used to share an apartment with a girl and a boy and my parents didn't know about this until trouble began rocking our family business.

10. The most important object in my bag is my rosary.

9.  And it's hard for me to attend the mass.  I'd rather go to chuch when there are few people in.

8.  Especially now that I'm considered a heretic. Pro RH bill ako. In fact, each parent should be allowed only a maximum of 2 kids para sa akin.






7.  Mahirap maging wholesome kung pinalaki kang sexually liberated.  Pero wait, despite my exposure, I still consider my principles conservative.

6.  We were owners of a smut tabloid.  At 19, nakakahawak ako ng boobs ng starlet.

5.  I consider myself very elitist but at the same time, I have no qualms being seen with the masses.

4.  Ilang beses na akong nakagat ng aso at hindi ko sinabi yun kahit kanino.  Hindi rin ako nagpa-injection ng anti-rabies.

3.  Na-devirginize ako noong 20 years old ako. Sa prostitute. It was so traumatic, within weeks, ni-question ko kaagad yung sexuality ko.

2.  I  keep the cards and  letters given to me. Tuloy namimiss ko yung time na nag-eeffort talaga ang mga tao na sumulat sa mga kaibigan at minamahal nila.

1.  I'm afraid of the time I will stop writing.




15 comments:

Désolé Boy said...

allow me to react on few points kuya..chos! magmamaganda ko dito:
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10. pareho tau! makakalimutan ko ang cellphone at I.D. ko pero iyon, hinding-hindi mawawala sa bag/pocket ko
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7. pinalaki rin ako sa liberated na environment. at 7, my cuzins and i would watch porn with our uncles. marunong na nga kame manigarilyo nun eh. but on the contrary, mas naging conservative ako because of that..or so i think ;p
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2. teehee..ako din! meron akong isang box laman mga cards, notes etc. na bigay sa 'kin ng mga friends & classmates. the oldest dated back in my freshmen years in HS
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27. uyy matatalino daw ang nailbiters...yeehah!!
(sorry ha..isa akong malaking EPAl sa comment section mo.. CHING!)

nubadi said...

eepal din ako hehehe... I agree that city kids are missing out on childhood games that we enjoyed with our neighbors and cousins. kaya I won't buy computer games for my son.

PS - susulat din ako ng ganito sir Mugen, challenge ni kuya fox.

Bloiggster said...

haller long hair and kagandahang mugen!

ay namiss ko ilagay sa aking fifty ang mga laro nung bata pa akech.

naging sunud sunuran din ako sa dyosa kaya i have my own 50 din.

JapaneseAdobo said...

i was touched by fact 13...

Spiral Prince said...

I say 'meow' to cats I meet, too. I learned to imitate it well when I was in high school! :D

Isa rin pala ako sa mga mapapalad na bata! \o/

Anonymous said...

27. i once enjoyed the act of nail biting before but nung napansin at inasar ako ng classmate ko noong highschool, tinigil ko na. epektib naman.

18. i was able to communicate to you sa PEx. at natuwa naman ako dun.

16. at talagang nasambit ko pa ang mga linya ng mga nabanggit na laro. buti at nasaulo ko pa rin.

8. Pro RH Bill din ako. 3 kids for me though.

3. O_o

2. Same here.

1. I'm afraid of the time I wont be able to read your entries anymore. You're a good writer, sir joms.

-number_yuan

my journey said...

1 bagay lang ang hindi ko alam sa mga nakasulat dito...hehehe.

at sana may maipamana sa akin kahit isang matchbox car..

buhay pa ba yung candle? :)

Sean said...

re #4. ganyan din ako. hindi ka pa ba umaalulong kapag bilog ang buwan?

Nimmy said...

eeeeeeeeeeee!!! nakakatuwang basahin 'to kuya!!! :)

ikaw na artistic nung grade six! a rock garden?! bongga ka!

enjoy na enjoy ako tumambay sa tiendesitas kasi maraming pusa. meow ako ng meow. hahahaha

eon said...

cat person din ako. mahilig din ako mag nail bite. at nakahubad din ako lagi natutulog, wala nga lang nanggagahasa so far. tehehe

Kapitan Potpot said...

Smiles @ #13. Kaya madalas kong sabihing bilib ako sau. Hehe.

My dad and his tropa had some evil plans for my 13th bday to set me up with a prosti. Buti n lng, nakalimutan nila un, or else baka natraumatize din ako. Haha!

This is so much fun reading this. :D

domjullian said...

ako nakagat ng iisang aso 3 times.until now I can't figure out kung naapektuhan ako ng rabies nya.

... said...

pakopya baby ha. kelangan umabot sa quota eh. LOL

... said...

pakopya baby ha, kelangan umabot sa quota eh. LOL

Pyro said...

Can relate ako sa 48, 44 and 43 hehe

Dahil dito feel ko close friends na tayo lol :p