Leibster

Dear Sepsep,

Consider this response, a promise kept. It's been a while since I was tagged in memes like these. 

Thank you.

Here are the rules:

1. Link the blog that nominated you for the award. (Done)

2. Answer the 11 questions given to you. (Done)

3. Create 11 questions for the people you nominate to answer. (Too lazy to write questions) 

4. Choose 11 bloggers to nominate who have less than 200 followers. (Too few readers to tag.)

5. Let the people you have nominated know that you have done so. (I won't be choosing 11 bloggers)

6. You can't nominate the person who nominated you. (No, this blog's a black hole.)

The Answers:

1. Which is worse, an unrequited love or unrequited lust?

Unrequited love siyempre. Kasi nag-invest ka ng emotions at pinairal mo ang puso mo, tapos one-way lang pala. As for unrequited lust, ayus lang. Edi huwag ituloy ang sex. Ibalik sa palaisdaan ang partner kapag hindi na-tripan at pagkatapos ay humanap ng iba sa Grindr.  

2. Nahuli mo na bang nagse-sex ang mga magulang mo? How?

Hindi ko nahuli. Pero may vague memories ako na nakikipag-make out yung dad ko sa bath tub - with my yaya.

And yes, I have a half-brother. 

3. After mo tumae sa isang inidorong may flush, pinapanood mo ba yung ebak mo habang fina-flush mo siya? Bakit?

Oo. Force of habit na yan. Natatakot kasi ako na baka hindi ma-swak yung ebak, magpalutang lutang at masilayan ng susunod na gagamit ng toilet. 

Nakakahiya.

4. Magbigay ng limang gulay na wala sa kantang Bahay Kubo. Explain why and then simplify your answers.

Carrots, Cauliflower, String Beans, Patatas, at Broccoli. 

Kung iyong mapapansin, lahat ng gulay na binigay ko ay tubong Baguio. At kung sinuman ang nagsulat ng kantang Bahay Kubo ay never nakatuntong sa lugar na iyon. 

5. What's the worst thing you did for love?

Bought him a laptop when I had none, just to pay the price of my planned and certain exit from his life. 

6. What's the most unusual thing you did for lust?

I rimmed and fucked even when I'm supposed to be a Bottom. Pero sa isang tao ko lang ginawa iyon, at talagang may nararamdaman ako sa kanyang intimacy kaya ginawa ko yun. Other than that, I have this habit of taking selfies of my dick. But I never post it online. 

Trust me, I've done wilder things when I was a kid.

7. Nautot ka na ba habang nakikipagsex? Ano ang reaction ng partner mo?

Nope. I can't remember.

8. Nahuli ka na ba na nagjajakol? Bakit ka nagpahuli?

Not sure if I was caught, pero one time, habang nagbabate ako sa DVD ng Bel-Ami, napasilip yata yung utol ko. Nakasiwang na lang yung pintuan ng room ko nung tumayo ako para kumuha ng cum rag.

9. What is the worst thing you ever said or did to your ex or your current partner to intentionally hurt him?

I'm not sure if it would count, pero save for the most recent ex, I slept with other guys just to get back at the second and first. Hindi ko rin kasi kinakaya ang pakiramdam na ginagamit ka na lang for their ends Gusto ko rin makaramdam ng halaga sa iba, kahit panandalian lang. 

10. Nakatikim ka na ba ng kupal?

Nope, pero gusto ko makatikim ng uncut. 

11. Lastly, kanino ka naniniwala dun sa pukinginang issue tungkol kay Vhong Navarro?

I stopped following the issue the third day after it became public. Nakakasawa na din, at wala rin naman akong mapapala sa mga celebrities na yan. Besides, I have no sympathy for Vhong Navarro. Masaya pa nga siguro kapag masyadong na-trauma yung itlog niya, hindi na siya titigasan forever.