- Kitsune
1. People wearing jockstraps tend to make it with other people wearing jockstraps. Nobody makes it with people wearing pink bikinis.
2. Saying "I'm resting" to everyone who seeks entry into your pool defeats the purpose of going to the baths.
3. If everyone who said "I don't come here often" was telling the truth, there would be no one there.
4. If you are looking for a wonderfully spiritual union with a kindred spirit, you are in the wrong place.
5. Do not assume that the guys walking into walls are on some weird new drug; most likely, they have just left their glasses in their lockers. It is better to look good than to see good.
6. Once in a while, do your good deed for the gay: let an old faggot suck your cock. Such magnanimous gestures are duly recorded by the Great Faggot in the Sky, and when you are an old faggot, the favors will be returned in kind. Yes, Darling, that's the way it works.
7. Please realize that bathrooms have legitimate purposes too. Giving someone a blowjob in a cubicle while outside the locked door seven guys are turning various shades of green will not make you popular.
8. Always finish what you start.
9. When it's past the wrist is not the time to say "no".
10. It's okay to bring your own rope; it's not okay to tie yourself up.
11. If you are at the baths busily cheating on your lover, don't make a scene should you discover him there.
12. If you are at the baths and you see your father there, tell him your resting.
13. If you are at the baths and you see your boss there, it is best not to blackmail him. Just do whatever he says. Trust me darling, you'll be rewarded on your next bonus or salary increase.
14. If you are at the baths and you see your brother there, head for the darkest corner - especially if you have all straight porn at home.
15. If you are at the baths and you see your Uncle, you might as well just leave - you know how much Uncles fuck you over.
16. People who say, "I've never done that before," should be informed that the ability to deep throat is not genetic.
17. The law of increasing good looks: People tend to become more attractive the longer you are there.
18. In the dark all cats are gray, but ten inches is still better than six inches.
19. Men with small cocks can be sexually tremendous if they are technically proficient, but men with big dicks don't have to know a damn thing.
20. A primitive tribe in Borneo does not have a word for "No" in its language.
Natives deny sexual favors by looking mournful and saying, "I'd like to, but I just came."
21. Asking to borrow someone's cockring is even more tasteless than asking to borrow someone's comb.
22. You can cause a panic by yelling, "There's a woman in room 379!"
23. For a real hoot, go to the baths without having used alcohol or drugs. It is truly amazing how fabulously you will be able to make out when you are the only one there in a solid state.
24. Giggling is not a correct response to, "Wanna fuck?"
25. It is pointless to consider why guys who won't even talk to you at the bars are so eager to suck your cock at the baths.
26. Spending more than two hours with one number at the baths makes you two "an item." More than four hours makes you engaged.
27. Even on a good night, it is possible to commit bigamy.
28. Spending hours deciding what to wear to the tubs is a particularly inane waste of time.
29. Never, never, NEVER try to explain the baths to heterosexuals.
30. Possession of more than three bath cards makes you a serious faggot.
31. Jack's law of the Gym: People working out are doing it for your benefit, not theirs.
32. Formal attire means a black jockstrap.
2. Saying "I'm resting" to everyone who seeks entry into your pool defeats the purpose of going to the baths.
3. If everyone who said "I don't come here often" was telling the truth, there would be no one there.
4. If you are looking for a wonderfully spiritual union with a kindred spirit, you are in the wrong place.
5. Do not assume that the guys walking into walls are on some weird new drug; most likely, they have just left their glasses in their lockers. It is better to look good than to see good.
6. Once in a while, do your good deed for the gay: let an old faggot suck your cock. Such magnanimous gestures are duly recorded by the Great Faggot in the Sky, and when you are an old faggot, the favors will be returned in kind. Yes, Darling, that's the way it works.
7. Please realize that bathrooms have legitimate purposes too. Giving someone a blowjob in a cubicle while outside the locked door seven guys are turning various shades of green will not make you popular.
8. Always finish what you start.
9. When it's past the wrist is not the time to say "no".
10. It's okay to bring your own rope; it's not okay to tie yourself up.
11. If you are at the baths busily cheating on your lover, don't make a scene should you discover him there.
12. If you are at the baths and you see your father there, tell him your resting.
13. If you are at the baths and you see your boss there, it is best not to blackmail him. Just do whatever he says. Trust me darling, you'll be rewarded on your next bonus or salary increase.
14. If you are at the baths and you see your brother there, head for the darkest corner - especially if you have all straight porn at home.
15. If you are at the baths and you see your Uncle, you might as well just leave - you know how much Uncles fuck you over.
16. People who say, "I've never done that before," should be informed that the ability to deep throat is not genetic.
17. The law of increasing good looks: People tend to become more attractive the longer you are there.
18. In the dark all cats are gray, but ten inches is still better than six inches.
19. Men with small cocks can be sexually tremendous if they are technically proficient, but men with big dicks don't have to know a damn thing.
20. A primitive tribe in Borneo does not have a word for "No" in its language.
Natives deny sexual favors by looking mournful and saying, "I'd like to, but I just came."
21. Asking to borrow someone's cockring is even more tasteless than asking to borrow someone's comb.
22. You can cause a panic by yelling, "There's a woman in room 379!"
23. For a real hoot, go to the baths without having used alcohol or drugs. It is truly amazing how fabulously you will be able to make out when you are the only one there in a solid state.
24. Giggling is not a correct response to, "Wanna fuck?"
25. It is pointless to consider why guys who won't even talk to you at the bars are so eager to suck your cock at the baths.
26. Spending more than two hours with one number at the baths makes you two "an item." More than four hours makes you engaged.
27. Even on a good night, it is possible to commit bigamy.
28. Spending hours deciding what to wear to the tubs is a particularly inane waste of time.
29. Never, never, NEVER try to explain the baths to heterosexuals.
30. Possession of more than three bath cards makes you a serious faggot.
31. Jack's law of the Gym: People working out are doing it for your benefit, not theirs.
32. Formal attire means a black jockstrap.
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