Thursday, April 28, 2011

Good Manners and Right Conduct





It  is said  that  Twitter is the new Downelink. Simply check @JuanitoLakarin's followers and  you will  find  bekis of  different  shades and  sizes. As a  general rule, eye candies flirt one another, and those who tend  to act more feminine show some misplaced  attitude for  reasons only known to them.

At  a time when  men boldly reveal their faces even at the risk of being outed, body  pictures begin to  lose their value. So be it a lesson to everyone not to complement  someone's looks when all  he can show is a headless DP photo.

And never ever push your luck when the person you try to flirt says he is taken. There is grace and class in clasping one's hands and stepping backward.






Activity:

A blue-blooded beauconera promotes world peace and timeless beauty.  Supply the wittiest, most diplomatic answer to the boylet above to complete the chikka.  Bitchessa replies are subject to disqualification.




23 comments:

Spiral Prince said...

Okay, my answer to this activity:

Masaya na ako sa ilog na binabangkaan at ikinabubuhay ko. Wala na akong hahanapin pang iba.

Okay. Ang cheesy. Anyway, I always get appalled whenever I observe similar scenarios elsewhere, be it on Facebook, Friendster, PR, etc.

Desperate Houseboy said...

Very well said contestant number 4. Tama ka Papa Mugs, naku, buti na lang at wala akong ganda, bahala sila manghula sa kaputol ng DP ko. Pero sana, meron din akong ganyang twitter moment. hehe

Mr. Hush Hush said...

hmmmm… I'm supposed to read the illustration downwards up, right? hehehe sorry, I don't have a twitter account :)

here goes my response:

nah, there are other cute and available guys for you naman. Ingats!

You need not resort to insulting the guy. Placing in 'ingats' or other similar words will connote you're ending the conversation.

orally said...

stop in the name of love



LOLs

Blakrabit said...

yes, never ever flirt with someone who's involved with someone. It sickens me to know that there are people capable of doing such things and more when you know that the flirt is a friend of both couples.

Grabe. Yung iba I guess personality na nila ang pagiging flirt at yung iba ay bumabawi lang sa mga jowa nilang flirt kaya nangfiflirt ng ibang may jowa.

Ms. Chuniverse said...

wow, swerte ni baabaa.

kung si Papa P yan haayy, lagot kang bata ka!

choz.

datu/the wilted prune said...

can't you just block him?

Seth said...

Hmmm... he should've taken a cue. Pero some guys find it a little more challenging that you're taken if they can seduce you to act otherwise.

Ako, pag di sumagot within 10mins after my last message, I would assume he's not that into me. Further prodding would only make me look pathetic and desperate.

Seriously Funny said...

I experieced something like this when I was still with my first BF. A gay guy befriended me and expressed his interest. Nung sinabi kong taken na ako, aba, at lalong nanligaw. Na-challenge daw sya. Hindi daw sya titigil hanggat hindi ako nakukuha. He'd travel all the way from Pampanga just to see me. I started to avoid him at all costs nung nakita kong seryoso talaga sya.

Pero kung alam ko lang na iiwanan ako ng BF ko, pinatulan ko na sana si guy number 2. CHOZ!!! Hahaha.

Seriously Funny said...

Ay, ang sagot ko pala. I'd say...

"I am flattered but unfortunately, I am not interested kasi faithful and loyal ako sa partner ko. Have a great day!"

Niel Camhalla said...

I usually don't reply back if I don't want to be a bitch. They say, if you have nothing nice to say..., right? But being diplomatic is something I have to work on so I'll take the challenge and say...

Sana magkaroon ka din kung anong meron ako para malaman mo kung ano ang kahulugan ng "sayang" na sinasabi mo.

But then again being nice might send the wrong message and he might mistake a 'no' for a 'yes' with a 'pakipot' effect.

Viktor Saudad said...

i still don't get the fuss over twitter. :|

RainDarwin said...

Natatawa ako sa mga comments. Parang nagbabasa ako ng sagot sa Ms. Universe hahaha.

Pero gusto ko ang sagot ng dakilang beauty queen.

Oo papa joms, kapag may nang-seduce sayong kahawig ni Sam Concepcion, ipasa mo sakin.

May paglalagyan sya! hahahaahahahah.

daniel said...

Naku sis' Bawal ang bitchessa na answer, naku hindi ako makakasagot niyan hehe : )

Eto nalang.

Sorry dude. There's lots of fish in the ocean pa naman, have a great day, bye.

Puwede na ba yan hehe : )

Louie said...

Hala, may harutan pala sa Twitter. At si kuya, ang pushy lang. Dapat binigyan mo din ng virtual tadyak. Lol.

Kane said...

OMG! Pina ngalanan mo siya! Ang maldita mo honey!

dabo said...

ipasa mo kay yj yan hahahahahaha

Kryptonite User said...

And your response could have been:

Thanks dude! Btw, nagpapautang ka ba? Mga 300,000. lang pambili lang ng Panerai.

Myk said...

Wait, Twitter is the new DL? Since when?

Yj said...

@ Dabo... i will never forgive you for saying that! bwahahahaha

hindi ko masasagot yang activity mo kuya, dahil alam mo namang, mabilis pa sa kidlat na TARA NA! ang isasagot ko sa kanya... hihihihi chot

buti nalang, kayo-kayo lang nilalandi ko sa twitter, at sanay na sanay na kayo sakin... lol

Sean said...

hindi ako marunong mag-twitter. baka pwedeng "kung telepono ito, binabaan na kita."

Eternal Wanderer... said...

yes, i'm bi.

bi-yot.

lolz

Zip Reid said...

Sorry but it is not an option for me to ruin something perfect that I have now.

La ako maisip na mas matino.