Para kay PrincheCha Fiona nang minsang ka-text siya habang ako'y nanood ng Memoirs of a Geisha.
The Jomanian rules of Clubbing.
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1. When nobody invites for an inuman, hang-out or a reunion of some sort, the best course of action is to proceed to Malate when the weekly "gimmick pass" hasn't been used yet.
2. BED is always expensive, while Club Mafia is still a trash. O-Bar is for the fabulous so still, the best watering hole in that side of queerdom is Che'lu.
3. Che'lu has the lousiest dance track list of them all. Not only does the music skips occasionally, they are so obsolete compared to BED/Government standards.
4. However, they have the friendliest clientèle in town. A five minute stay in the dance floor will gain you a new-found "friend." It has been proven many times before.
5. We can flirt with naughty ladies, but we never take them seriously - no matter how gorgeous they are.
6. We can dance with trannies or effeminates, but we never let them touch us. Physical needs command that we seek someone tougher.
7. Therefore, what we seek are the masculines. It doesn't matter if they are goodlooking so long as they have this "animalistic" appeal that we seek.
8. We can dance the way we want, but always put in mind never to take one's clothing, no matter how addictive it is to show one's muscular advantage after a year in the gym.
9. We never talk. We never say "hi," "can we dance," or "you're cute" to get one's attention. Instead, we dance, we look at someone's eyes, we smile and we hold hands. We let them strike first.
10. We never dance with someone who tags his girl friend along the bar, and we never steal guys who already found a partner. We do not want the same crushing situation happen to us.
11. A bottom will always rub their butt against your crotch, while a top, would be glad to rub their crotch against yours. Turn your back from them and they'd be doing a frottage in an instant.
12. Remember that our sole reason for having a solo-flight night out is for us to feel. We can grope, squeeze, dance closely, lean on someone's shoulder and even kiss torridly so long as the partner deserves our affection. We long to be sexual, but rules apply that we can never be.
13. We never entertain people who wants us "to go."
14. After all acts of intimacy has been performed, do remember never to tell one's true name. We never give out our number no matter how promising the prospects are. One worry is enough.
15. Lastly, we never flirt with the taxi driver going home. Such disgraceful act destroys our ego.
These are the rules we must abide. Remember that all we have is just, but a borrowed night.
Yours truly,
The Grand Executor,
Darkstar.
The Jomanian rules of Clubbing.
---
1. When nobody invites for an inuman, hang-out or a reunion of some sort, the best course of action is to proceed to Malate when the weekly "gimmick pass" hasn't been used yet.
2. BED is always expensive, while Club Mafia is still a trash. O-Bar is for the fabulous so still, the best watering hole in that side of queerdom is Che'lu.
3. Che'lu has the lousiest dance track list of them all. Not only does the music skips occasionally, they are so obsolete compared to BED/Government standards.
4. However, they have the friendliest clientèle in town. A five minute stay in the dance floor will gain you a new-found "friend." It has been proven many times before.
5. We can flirt with naughty ladies, but we never take them seriously - no matter how gorgeous they are.
6. We can dance with trannies or effeminates, but we never let them touch us. Physical needs command that we seek someone tougher.
7. Therefore, what we seek are the masculines. It doesn't matter if they are goodlooking so long as they have this "animalistic" appeal that we seek.
8. We can dance the way we want, but always put in mind never to take one's clothing, no matter how addictive it is to show one's muscular advantage after a year in the gym.
9. We never talk. We never say "hi," "can we dance," or "you're cute" to get one's attention. Instead, we dance, we look at someone's eyes, we smile and we hold hands. We let them strike first.
10. We never dance with someone who tags his girl friend along the bar, and we never steal guys who already found a partner. We do not want the same crushing situation happen to us.
11. A bottom will always rub their butt against your crotch, while a top, would be glad to rub their crotch against yours. Turn your back from them and they'd be doing a frottage in an instant.
12. Remember that our sole reason for having a solo-flight night out is for us to feel. We can grope, squeeze, dance closely, lean on someone's shoulder and even kiss torridly so long as the partner deserves our affection. We long to be sexual, but rules apply that we can never be.
13. We never entertain people who wants us "to go."
14. After all acts of intimacy has been performed, do remember never to tell one's true name. We never give out our number no matter how promising the prospects are. One worry is enough.
15. Lastly, we never flirt with the taxi driver going home. Such disgraceful act destroys our ego.
These are the rules we must abide. Remember that all we have is just, but a borrowed night.
Yours truly,
The Grand Executor,
Darkstar.
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