Friday, November 14, 2008

Abuso

In case you're wondering why total recovery is still far from sight, the reasons my dear are listed below.

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November 11-15:44 yaya was right. clouds were heaving and theres an impending downpour. i didnt listen. now im wet. goodluck sa ubo

[arte mo kasi eh, pinapadala sayo yung malaking payong, sabi mo pasira sa get-up. patanggal pogi points. hayan tuloy, inabutan ka ng ulan sa quiapo. napilitan ka pang gumastos ng P50 pesos para sa isang pipitsuging payong.]

November 11-16:23 buti pa yung katabi ko sa fx mainit ang katawan. wag ka mahaharass pag ginitgit kita ha!

[umuulan sa labas, basa ang jacket mo, sobrang lamig ng aircon ng fx, nakakapang-init yung moreno guy na katabi mo. what do you expect, you take advantage of his presence.]

November 11-17:30 ohh the boy is actually a gay! ang init nya ha. sulit din yung isang oras naming magkapiling ha

[and what did you do after you've confirmed his sexuality at nalaman mong trip ka niya? nag-walk out sa megamall habang yung tao eh nag-eexpect na makikipag-trade ka ng number sa kanya. sama mo talaga.]

November 13-11:14 One day to go before day off. Problem is, I have classes. Therefore, it won't be a restday but a school day. Ugh.

[the price of juggling school and work. wala ka tuloy time para manlalaki or at least, matulog man lang buong araw sa bahay.]

November 13-13:04 shit buti na lang crushie ko yung nasa harap or else d ko kakayanin yung 110 lbs 5 reps military press ko.

[that was 110 lbs, 5 reps, four sets and 2 minutes rest in between sets. as for your crushie: 135 lbs, 3 reps, 16 sets, 45 second rest EDT. no wonder, humaling na humaling ka sa katawan pa lang niya.]

November 13-21:54 Sabagay, sino naman kasi ang tanga na 12 hours na walang kain, hayan badtrip ulit si Throatie sayo.

[at least you're now paying attention. you're not superman for christ's sake. ]

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