Thursday, August 5, 2010

Between Fag Hags and Gay Men






Aside from Mami Athena, I keep another hag at work.


GANJAGIRL IS IN DA HAUS! says:

yeah!
pano ba matuto ng seo?
laki pala ng sweldo pag magaling ka dun

mugs says:

haha
ask tina (mami athena)
hindi ko rin alam

GANJAGIRL IS IN DA HAUS! says:

ur a guy so u shld know
oops d pala hehe

mugs says:

im a hybrid
strong ang feminine side ko

GANJAGIRL IS IN DA HAUS! says:

hihihi
and im also a hybrid
alpha female

mugs says:

lesbian ka!

GANJAGIRL IS IN DA HAUS! says:

NO

mugs says:

fine
you're a sexy mom
sabi ni zeki

GANJAGIRL IS IN DA HAUS! says:

yeah!

mugs says:

wait till
zeki goes to school
bigyan ka pa niya ng santan flowers na pinulot kung saan

GANJAGIRL IS IN DA HAUS! says:

awww

mugs says:

tapos mag cu-cut na sha ng hearts tapos ibibigay sayo
o kaya yung mga stars na pi-nin ng teacher niya ibibigay sayo
hahaha

GANJAGIRL IS IN DA HAUS! says:

yan ba ginawa mo sa mom mo nung maliit ka? hehe

mugs says:

haha wag ka, nanalo ako ng pinggan sa peryahan, binigay ko sa kanya
tapos first christmas gift ko ata sa kanya eh stockings na binili ko sa Mercury Drug malapit sa amin.

GANJAGIRL IS IN DA HAUS! says:

wahaha
so kikay

mugs says:

weh
anong kikay dun
basta abangan mo na lang
i don't know how kids learn
pero pag nagbigay na siya ng santan sayo, alam mong lumalaki na anak mo
next time roses na ibibigay niya sa iba! Hahahaha!

GANJAGIRL IS IN DA HAUS! says:

no sakin lang un
no gf til 40 na sya hehe

mugs says:

gawin mo na lang siyang straightacting na PLU
make sure hunk siya ha, tapos gwapo yung bf, para dalawa kaagad boys mo
by that time siguro, mas open na ang society

GANJAGIRL IS IN DA HAUS! says:

magiging president pa sya ng pinas

mugs says:

taas naman na pangarap yan
basta make sure matuto siya ng basketball
tapos mga close contact sports
para pag naging bading, lalaking lalaki
hahaha

GANJAGIRL IS IN DA HAUS! says:

hahaha mag football yan and basketball

mugs says:

pano pag nainlab sa bestfriend niya?
na gwapo rin?

GANJAGIRL IS IN DA HAUS! says:

okay lang.
nandyan na e ano pa ba magagawa ko
d ka ba nag sports?

mugs says:

hindi
lolz
geek ako by nature, second ang pagiging spiritual, nagkataon lang na kelangan magpataas ng market value kaya nagevolve at naging gym bunny

GANJAGIRL IS IN DA HAUS! says:

wahaha i knew it
so a sign that a guy is gay if he isnt into sports?

mugs says:

bakit yung mga bading jan sa floor adik sa volleyball?
tell tale sign eh kapag di marunong mag basketball

GANJAGIRL IS IN DA HAUS! says:

oic

mugs says:

usually pag ang bading magaling sa basketball, barakong barako yun!

GANJAGIRL IS IN DA HAUS! says:

meron kce noon sa account how would she know kung gay daw ung crush nya
hahaha

mugs says:

i would say, does your crush play contact sports?
like football or basketball
if he does, most likely he is straight

GANJAGIRL IS IN DA HAUS! says:

parang naalala ko nasabi ko yata kung may cockroach if he would scream like a girl wahaha

mugs says:

hahaha
bakit naman ako
pag may ipis, pinupulot ko pa

GANJAGIRL IS IN DA HAUS! says:

or if he checks out his nails na nakaopen instead na nakafold

mugs says:

yun ang di ko alam
lol


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Zeki almost got confined in a hospital early last week. His mom said it was because of a respiratory ailment they didn't expect. Her troubles coincided with a serious cash shortage that left her in the throes of helplessness. She is a single mom who tries to make ends meet with her small salary.

It is as if heaven heard her plea, relief came unexpectedly from friends. "Bigla na lang sila tumawag sakin for no reason at all!" She said during one of our Marlboro breaks. "Nahihiya pa ako nung una pero gulat ko na lang, nandun na sila sa harap ng bahay para dalhin si Zeki for check-up."

The timely intervention from Ganjagirl's circle of single-mom friends kept her son from developing Pneumonia. Short of calling it a miracle, she's my chat buddy whenever I wish to talk about spiritual things. As for her whose peace has been restored despite the troubles of everyday living, she discovers that happiness can be attained by performing random good deeds to strangers.






21 comments:

~Carrie~ said...

Between fag hags and gay men: that common feminine factor.

Ang kulit ng conversation nyo :)

no sakin lang un
no gf til 40 na sya hehe


LOL

canonista said...

"kelangan magpataas ng market value kaya nagevolve at naging gym bunny" ---- Sabi na eh! Hahahahaha! Pero hindi mo naman kailangang magpalaki ng katawan para magpataas ng markjet value. Madali ka ngang makakuha ng boys, kaso ang napansin ko, most boys who are into meaty men have lean and thin brains! You wouldn't want that. :-) Observation ko lang ha, after all, you are the prey!

canonista said...

"appiness can be attained by performing random good deeds to strangers." --- True! Also, one important thing is to build bridges, build relationships.

Alterjon said...

parang ulan si mugs. giving. :)

the quality i keep on noticing, perhaps, why i keep on reading.

"..most boys who are into meaty men have lean and thin brains!"

impressive observation from canon. :p

Guyrony said...

Blessed are the few who can make the world a better place through humor or perhaps a helping hand.

Mu[g]en said...

Carrie:

I have a soft spot for single parents, lalo na if the parent is a single mom.

In return, surrogate dad ako ng anak/anak-anakan nila *

* ex girlfriend has a puppy named Sniffy. Baby daw niya yun... Ninong daw ako (mahirap na, baka makulayan, mailang pa kami sa isa't isa.)

Mu[g]en said...

Guyrony:

Sometimes, the only way to survive a harsh world is to show a little sympathy. Good thing I'm not yet jaded, and these little things I've learned makes the whole life phase worthwhile.

Alterjon

But there are times too, I closed my gates to strangers. I'm just as human as everyone else. ;)

Mu[g]en said...

Canonista:

I have a sub-personality who deals with such men. Don't worry, Hehehe.

Bridges and relationships take longer to build, but we know from the very start how to make the blueprint a realization. :)

Ingat papasok sa work.

Désolé Boy said...

haha!ang cute at ang kulit!!

Mu[g]en said...

Desole Boy:

Wait till you see me play with kids. Nagrereklamo sakin mga nanay nila. Lolz.

Yas Jayson said...

i remember Evan Almighty: Act of Random Kindness :D

Ronnie said...

I neither play basketball and volleyball. Ano tawag sakin? Haha.

Oh SEO, gusto ko din matuto nyan. Naririnig ko nga na lucrative ang work na yan. ;)

blagadag said...

i love you baby. ingat always.

demonyito said...

nakaka aliw yang usapan nyo, nowadays khit magaling mag basket, bading pa rin pala kaya naku...hehe..pero pag mahilig mag volleyball and badminton, bading yun! LOL!

Mu[g]en said...

Soltero:

Wala pa akong na-meet na bading na naglalaro ng soccer. Kaw meron na? Hehehe.

Blagadag:

Ingat ka rin lagi mommy. Love you!!

Ronnie:

Your interests say you love movies, music, browsing the internet... geography.

We're of the same stock. :P

Yas:

Yeah, too bad, it was only mentioned, not really executed in a very cinematic way.

Vitori Thinks said...

True to how my friend recommended this blog - it is so good! =) I like the way you incorporated humor in your daily life.

We have different ways of doing good acts. What I do is just smile at the people I meet. It makes me feel better each day.

Love your blog. Really! Hilarious and pragmatic. =)

Mu[g]en said...

Vitori Thinks

I didn't know I am being recommended nowadays! Lol.

Seriously, its an honor. A really great honor to be read. :) Thank you and welcome to my space.

soltero said...

naku Joms di ba nga may rugby player pa na nag out na ung tga ENgland? I think meron na hehe ung mexican na bimijay saken naglalaro daw sya soccer/sucker ahaha ...

at ASUS dun sa sinabi mong u didnt know ur being recommended nowadays, sapakin kita jan! ahahah :P
(and btw, binebenta nyo ko dun sa Engkantadia blog ha! nabasa ko bwahhaha :P)

Mu[g]en said...

Soltero:

Well, yung mga contact sport gay players eh uso lang sa ibang bansa. Dito sa atin, pachupa at pa-sponsor ang tawag sa kanila. Wahahaha!

Recommended? Malay ko ba, ang tahi-tahimik nga ng blog ko lately eh. Masyadong inward looking, parang masyadong kakaiba daanan. Lol.

Hehe! Hamo't pag umuwi ka dito, may extended invitation ka sa inuman ng mga lamang lupa courtesy of Ate Bianca.

Vitori Vita said...

Honestly!!! This blog was recommended... I like the humility... HAHAHA!!! =))

But that friend sent the wrong link... Instead of midnightafterburner... burger ang sinend... I thought I was directed to a dieting blog... HAHAHA! =))

Rah said...

bloghopped. followed you.