Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Flag Ceremony

[08:25] deo_mich: hi

[08:25] mugen/habagat21: hello

[08:25] deo_mich: musta na?

[08:25] habagat21: hehe nasa trabaho pa rin

[08:26] habagat21: ikaw kakagising mo lang?

[08:26] deo_mich: opo

[08:26] habagat21: hehe buti ka pa

[08:26] deo_mich: may nakasex k n b na same sex u?

[08:26] habagat21: oo naman

[08:26] habagat21: bakit mo tinanong?

[08:26] deo_mich: walaa lng po

[08:26] deo_mich: pede k bng magkwento?

[08:26] habagat21: nalilibugan ka no?

[08:26] deo_mich: op

[08:26] deo_mich: o

[08:27] habagat21: punta ka na lang dit

[08:27] deo_mich: san?

[08:27] habagat21: www.kwentongkalibugan.tk

[08:27] deo_mich: alam ko n yan eh

[08:27] habagat21: haha hindi ako pwede magkwento dito

[08:28] habagat21: bawal akong tigasan

[08:28] deo_mich: bakit?

[08:28] habagat21: nasa trabaho po ako

[08:28] deo_mich: ok

[08:28] habagat21: :)

[08:28] deo_mich: :))

[08:30] Meebo Message: deo_mich is offline

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I chatted with this 17-year old kiddo forty eight years ago. At that time, he was asking the chatroom if somebody knows how to do cyber. Being a hustler in such activity during my younger days, I volunteered to become his partner just to get him off.

Me: Anong suot mo ngayon tol?

Him: Shorts lang po.

Me: Tanggalin mo, gusto kong makita kung ano ang nasa loob.

It was fun, for it reminded me of how exciting cybersex was during my younger days - when I haven't even touched and squeezed somebody else's birdie yet. But when I was instructing him, or should I say teasing him, the awkwardness begins to set in. I was wondering how am I able to get turned on with such petty conversation when the real thing is so much engrossing.

Sabagay, first time will always be a thing of fancy.

In the end, he never came. Just when things began to get hot, his aunt started knocking on the door. He was forced to go offline and leave things hanging. To end what I started, I took out my fleet of XXXs hidden on one of my drawers so that I could get off by stimulating myself visually instead.

Looking back, what's actually interesting in doing cyber is that you're like reading an erotic story that is interactive. You get to be the bida, then the other guy becomes your contrabida. You get to do things you will never dare do when having real sex, for everything is just an imagination - even your claims of having a 12 incher is just a fiction. The challenge with cyber is that you have to be a fast typer or else the other person would get bitin. The mess in the keyboard and the mouse is also an issue a participant must address when doing such activity.

It didnt take long before I learned how to do SOP (Sex On Phone) with somebody, which I would share in another entry. If there is something I've learned about cybersex, it is to be creative and imaginative with sex. One must never forget the orgasmic details and the use of vernacular language for they are the key elements of having a great cyber experience. You can say the same thing with SOP. The problem with SOP however is that there is a chance somebody might hear you moaning or shouting the details to the person on the other line.

Unfortunately, just when Im beginning to get the hang of it, I suddenly got to taste the real thing. And with that, I simply lost interest in doing it again. However, the lessons it taught me would go a very long way...

Four years after I first tried cyber, it would become a source of income, which I now do eight hours and five days a week. And I'm getting paid big to do it.


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